Tin Foil Hats and Ineffable Alchemy

The chapter of my life in which... I pretty much just reblog anything involving gay superheroes


Reblogged from memewhore
fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

(Source: memewhore, via the-rubber-glove)

Reblogged from triwizardry

karinaenolan:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

triwizardry:

I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers

I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers

is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?

nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived

(via the-rubber-glove)

Reblogged from happycranberry-deactivated20131

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

(via blackkid)

Reblogged from hawkules

sherkhanlock:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

whoa

(via fan-dan-g0)

Reblogged from final-photo
cptfunk:

goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down

cptfunk:

goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down

(Source: final-photo, via fan-dan-g0)

Reblogged from withquestionablewit

withquestionablefestiveness:

swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs

(Source: withquestionablewit, via teddy-lupin-in-the-castle)

Reblogged from captaiinmarvel

low-key-laufeyson:

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

as a boa constrictor, I can confirm this is 100% true

(via furrberus)

Reblogged from dianekrugers

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

(Source: dianekrugers, via bcky-brns)

Reblogged from deforming
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming, via bcky-brns)

Reblogged from megmastery

bag-in-a-shield:

what DO your elf eyes see

(Source: megmastery, via furrberus)

Reblogged from kirknspock

Worf, sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but I think I need to try something a little less dangerous.

(Source: kirknspock, via swingsetindecember)

Reblogged from sebastillestans

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

(via teddy-lupin-in-the-castle)

Reblogged from sandandglass

elegantpaws:

I’m sorry America but your education system is fucked up. It explains a great deal I see on tumblr.

(Source: sandandglass, via alyseofwonderland)

Reblogged from creepingmonsterism

creepingmonsterism:

You know, Peter Parker is a great hero for the millennial generation because he’s always struggling economically and old newspaper editors think he’s a menace.

(via alyseofwonderland)

Reblogged from did-you-kno
sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?
Huh.
That would explain a few things.

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)