is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out
please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING
*knocks on your door*
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bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.
thank you director fury