Tin Foil Hats and Ineffable Alchemy

The chapter of my life in which... I pretty much just reblog anything involving gay superheroes


Reblogged from bcky-brns

bcky-brns:

is there a foundation where i can donate like, half my boobage to women who are less endowed in the chest area? because i would like to be put in contact with them immediately.

Reblogged from bootsi

cholapunk:

bootsi:

you should write a letter to someone you love

Dear me,

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Reblogged from onlylolgifs

suburbanite-gangst3r:

i emotionally connect with this cat

(Source: onlylolgifs, via alyseofwonderland)

Reblogged from stonecoldstunning

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Reblogged from korra

korra:

i wish i loved this less

(via alyseofwonderland)

Reblogged from letsmakeloaf
im gonna go to bed at ten tonight someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

(via bcky-brns)

Reblogged from dorkly
Reblogged from leatherh0ff

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff, via the-rubber-glove)

Reblogged from discordion
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Reblogged from kill3rtcell
kill3rtcell:

fauxtumblebeast:

mj-the-scientist:

kill3rtcell:

Just researcher-y things ~
As suggested by khaleesri

This is definitely a BAD IDEA. Chemistry-grade ethanol is processed with methanol, which is impossible to fully separate from ethanol and TERRIBLY TOXIC to humans.
Not only that, but do you really know where those beakers have been? Do you know what could be trapped in those silica pores?
You want to get drunk like a chemist, get drunk responsibly. Go buy some Everclear and fresh beakers from Aldrich. At least then you won’t die from methanol or lead poisoning.

Good to know. I actually was unaware of that.

Yeah. As a rule, do not consume lab reagents. Ever. Even if an image on tumlr suggests in jest that it’s a widespread occurrence. Just don’t.

kill3rtcell:

fauxtumblebeast:

mj-the-scientist:

kill3rtcell:

Just researcher-y things ~

As suggested by khaleesri

This is definitely a BAD IDEA. Chemistry-grade ethanol is processed with methanol, which is impossible to fully separate from ethanol and TERRIBLY TOXIC to humans.

Not only that, but do you really know where those beakers have been? Do you know what could be trapped in those silica pores?

You want to get drunk like a chemist, get drunk responsibly. Go buy some Everclear and fresh beakers from Aldrich. At least then you won’t die from methanol or lead poisoning.

Good to know. I actually was unaware of that.

Yeah. As a rule, do not consume lab reagents. Ever. Even if an image on tumlr suggests in jest that it’s a widespread occurrence. Just don’t.

(via scienceshenanigans)

Reblogged from screenburned

screenburned:

people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny to you then what the hell sucked the joy out of your life

(via bcky-brns)

Reblogged from digivolvin

gretchen-lowell:

digivolvin:

fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.” 

#we must be SO VERY MARRIED #EXTREMELY DATING #FULL-ON LAP-SITTING IN LOVE #for crime fighting purposes

(via bcky-brns)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
Reblogged from ven0moth

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

(via ironlithiumneonfeline)

Reblogged from yugichrist

killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

(Source: yugichrist, via fan-dan-g0)